Clarifications

I got an unexpected number of fan mails (a total of 4) regarding my previous post “Fortune Comes Knocking” and wanted to clarify somethings:

The picture labels my groin area as the wealth of America. I’ve got nothing to do with it - it just happened that the online application at magmypic cropped the pic in such a way. I’m sure many Americans will have more opulent assets in that region than me but if you still want to crown my groin as the wealth of America; I’m flattered. I might consider taking up being a gigolo as a full time profession. Advance bookings are open…

Apparently I can pinch myself to check if I’m dreaming IN MY DREAMS… I don’t know how my pea sized brain developed this talent but if there are any neuro-scientists out there who want to conduct a research on this, my rates (to participate in the study) are $50 an hour. Invitations fly out to everyone out there… you know how to contact me

I agree that even if I was given 5 more minutes in my dream I’d not have fast forwarded it to the part where I could see my pic on fortune magazine. Chances are that I’d have continued to hump the pillow

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