Incongruous Balderdash » Humor

An Idle Mind Is…

Vishwas — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:20:04 +0000

Fill in whatever you feel like.. An idle mind is… Devil’s Workshop Full of S@#t Best time to doze off… and the list goes on What do you do when the country’s largest Electronic medical records system crashes upon you? You pass your time by blogging about it in a very non-descript manner. Hey we’re [...]

Let there be flush

Vishwas — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:40:33 +0000

In a busy life of a resident, some things take predominance over the rest. Personal hygiene, unfortunately, took a back seat for me during the last weekend. I’ve not been writing for a while now because life’s been cruel (mostly busy though). Between my post where I shout with excitement for matching to present day [...]

Bathroom-Singer

Vishwas — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:29:17 +0000

I should have posted this a long time ago but it skipped my mind. It’s pretty much self-explanatory and served as a good entertainment source in the bathroom – Don’t get any wrong ideas. The pleasure was more auditory than tactile (if you know what I mean). This particular video was shot in my previous [...]

Indian Vampire

Vishwas — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:53:11 +0000

When there’s nothing to do but sit at home you become creative – well at least you try… lol. Here’s a quick preview from the upcoming Ram Gopal Verma’s film – “Indian Vampire” FYI that’s Nazneen

A Perfect Christmas Eve

Vishwas — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:57:41 +0000

So what do you do when your PC is still down (more about it tomorrow) and you’ve got no plans for Christmas eve ? Well you wake up late in the morning, study for a bit, call up some friends and ask for the worst ‘C’ grade hindi movie ever made.. hehe. The winner was [...]

Paris For President?

Vishwas — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:03:30 +0000

A few months ago the republican campaign (Mcain) made a remark about Paris Hilton even though her parents were some of the chief contributors to his candidacy. Paris Hilton down played those comments back then but recently came out with a really hilarious video mocking Mcain and Palin on their policies and silly speeches.. Check [...]

Hands Free

Vishwas — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:26:08 +0000

I got an email from at&t a minute ago and couldn’t help peeing in my pants, laughing. Apparently they have come up with an ingenuous new service called “Voice Dial“. The features of this service, in a nutshell, are: you dial ‘*’ + 8 and then say “Voice Dial” Operator picks up your call and [...]

i-Tit

Vishwas — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:56:50 +0000

Found this in my inbox today. Really hilarious. Apple Announces New Product Line: Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499-$599, depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at [...]

His & Hers

Vishwas — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:50:54 +0000

I got a forward in my email and it made my day. Don’t know the source but would add the appropriate link if someone pointed it out. HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends [...]

A Twist on Philosophy

Vishwas — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:10:30 +0000

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if [...]