There are several methods to contact Vzx, The eternal Dumbass. Some of the easiest ones are listed below:
Telepathy
Get into a meditative posture and try to bring out the dark energies in you. Swear your allegiance to Satan and simultaneously chant my name in your mind. If you sense that your brain suddenly recieved an small jolt, that means contact with me has been established. You can then think whatever you wish to communicate to me, and I’m sure your thoughts will reach me.
You can email me, at any of these email addresses:
vishwas [dot] dr [at] gmail [dot] com (Preferred Primary ID)
vzx [dot] vzx [at] gmail [dot] com (Preferred Secondary ID)
Cellphone. No Text Messages.
+ 1 (267) 252 593
Available after 7 PM CST, Except when practicing music, working out in the gym and sleeping.
Skype
Vzx.Vzx on skype – Usually online b/w 2100 hrs to 2200 hrs on weekdays Central Time.
