Found this in my inbox today. Really hilarious.
Apple Announces New Product Line:
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499-$599, depending on cup size.
This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and [...]
I got a forward in my email and it made my day. Don’t know the source but would add the appropriate link if someone pointed it out.
HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day [...]
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set [...]
