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	<title>Incongruous Balderdash &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Bathroom-Singer</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2009/03/21/bathroom-singer</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I should have posted this a long time ago but it skipped my mind. It&#8217;s pretty much self-explanatory and served as a good entertainment source in the bathroom &#8211; Don&#8217;t get any wrong ideas. The pleasure was more auditory than tactile (if you know what I mean). This particular video was shot in my previous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indian Vampire</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2009/03/03/indian-vampire</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2009/03/03/indian-vampire#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When there&#8217;s nothing to do but sit at home you become creative &#8211; well at least you try&#8230; lol. Here&#8217;s a quick preview from the upcoming Ram Gopal Verma&#8217;s film &#8211; &#8220;Indian Vampire&#8221; 
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		<title>Home Grooming</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2009/02/22/home-grooming</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2009/02/22/home-grooming#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the times of recession saving every bit of money you can counts. Consider something that we are forced to do every month and bleed through the wallet to pay for it &#8211; Hair grooming. Yes, that little chore that I used to do every month in India for about 50 cents a month. Now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris For President?</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/10/29/paris-for-president</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/10/29/paris-for-president#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago the republican campaign (Mcain) made a remark about Paris Hilton even though her parents were some of the chief contributors to his candidacy. Paris Hilton down played those comments back then but recently came out with a really hilarious video mocking Mcain and Palin on their policies and silly speeches.. Check [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hands Free</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/10/03/hands-free</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/10/03/hands-free#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got an email from at&#38;t a minute ago and couldn&#8217;t help peeing in my pants, laughing. Apparently they have come up with an ingenuous new service called &#8220;Voice Dial&#8220;. The features of this service, in a nutshell, are: you dial &#8216;*&#8217; + 8 and then say &#8220;Voice Dial&#8221; Operator picks up your call and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i-Tit</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/07/31/i-tit</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/07/31/i-tit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Found this in my inbox today. Really hilarious. Apple Announces New Product Line: Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499-$599, depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>His &amp; Hers</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/06/09/his-hers</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/06/09/his-hers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Battle of Sexes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I got a forward in my email and it made my day. Don&#8217;t know the source but would add the appropriate link if someone pointed it out. HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Twist on Philosophy</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/04/05/a-twist-on-philosophy</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/04/05/a-twist-on-philosophy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Battle of Sexes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cultural Amalgamation</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/01/29/cultural-amalgamation</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/01/29/cultural-amalgamation#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you get a cultural and genetic amalgamation in a class at a foreign university, numerous opportunities / occasions arise for one to display one&#8217;s experiences or the relative lack of it The incident in reference here is of a particular female german colleague of mine who has been in my class for the last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 commandments of Lying</title>
		<link>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/01/04/10-commandments-of-lying</link>
		<comments>http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/01/04/10-commandments-of-lying#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishwas</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.xvzx.net/2008/01/04/10-commandments-of-lying</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems like a day of posting for me. My fellow bloggers at You Too Brutus came up with a really interesting and thought provoking post about lies. Seriuolsy, I&#8217;m not lying (pun intended) &#8211; check it out on You Too Brutus. BTW the blog name is pretty interesting &#8211; I&#8217;m still thinking of an alternative [...]]]></description>
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